Time to be Happy Again
Let's be real, time telling watches are irrelevant. They're status symbols disguised behind a quickly fading veil of functionality. So what is it really? It's expression. It's a way to communicate style or personality. It presents an interesting opportunity to communicate your personal relationship with Time. Would you like a reminder that Time is a malleable construct? That there is more to life than getting to the meeting 5 minutes early to impress your coworkers? That fun so often happens when you stop looking at a clock? Because when was the last time you looked at a watch and thought "now I am happy and connected to this moment".
Yoooo we live what we preach
I am sorry but our watches don't tell time because too many of us are thinking about time all wrong. Imagine a world where we can chill out about getting everywhere and everything "on time". I understand you have the expectation that when you spend your hard earned cash you will get the trickle of dopamine you bought with all expediency. But maybe not on this one. It might take some time but we gotta practice patience. We gotta trust that when it arrives, it's the right time for it to, OK?
At the end of the day I'm just a dude over here trying to spread the message of unity and as ChatGPT would put it, the illusion of time
The Illusion of Time: Some esoteric teachings propose that time is an illusion, a construct of the human mind designed to make sense of our experiences. For example, in Advaita Vedanta, an ancient Indian philosophy, the ultimate reality (Brahman) is timeless and unchangeable, and the perception of time and change is due to Maya (illusion). Transcending this illusion leads to the realization of one's true nature and unity with the universe.
OK LOOK, HERE ARE THE SIMPLE, ESOTERIC-FREE BULLET POINTS
What's The Deal With Watches That Don't Tell Time?
Super Cute and Fun
Honestly sometimes it's that simple. Who doesn't love tiny fun cute things?
Destress Yourself
Our watches are like nicotine patches for people with time anxiety. You put one on, and everytime you fall into the habit of glancing at your wrist, "oh look my cute lil ducky 🥰 🦆 ❤️ 😚 " happens instead.
Excellent Value
You could spend $7,900 on a Rolex and our watch would make you happier and get you more compliments.
Fidgeting Feels Good
Why do you think fidget spinners and push pops are everywhere? This is the artsy, high quality version of that.
Creative Expression
A watch is a great way to accessorize. It's your avatar, the least you could do is be a little imaginative with how you dress.
